Dane Simpson: Always Was, Always Will Be… Funny

Next date: Thursday, 03 September 2026 | 07:30 PM to 08:40 PM

Get ready for a night of guaranteed laughs with one of Australia’s funniest, most loveable comedians.

Dane comes from a long line of funny buggers. A wisecracking Dad, a cleverly cutting Mum, hilarious grandparents, and generations of jokers, pranksters and yarnspinners. Now Dane is here putting the 'rad' into 'traditional'. For 60,000 years of belly-laughs, book now.

As seen on the Melbourne International Comedy Festival Gala, Have You Been Paying Attention?, Guy Mont-Spelling Bee, Wil Anderson's Question Everything, The Hundred with Andy Lee, and The Amazing Race Celebrity Edition. With a string of sold-out live comedy shows across Australia and in the UK, he’s heading your way with a whole lot of gutbusting jokes and hilarious stories.

★★★★★ ‘Dane had me laughing so hard I had a hard time holding back tears of joy. Whatever you take from this review, please follow him!’ - Theatre Matter

★★★★★ ‘Side splitting down to earth humour… how often do you go to a comedy show where you laugh until your sides hurt?’– Glam Adelaide

Rated 15+ Some course language, some adult themes.

Presented in partnership with Janet A McLeod and the Milstead Company.

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